P-dot

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A stupid nickname people use for Peterborough when they can’t think of anything better. It’s like calling a goldfish ‘fishy’ and being proud of it.
Why do we have to be called P-dot? It’s like we’re the backup plan of nicknames.
P-dot? That’s the worst nickname I’ve ever heard. It’s like a middle name for a middle finger.
I’d rather be called the Sixth Borough than P-dot. At least that sounds like it has some dignity.
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A name people give to Pictou, Nova Scotia, like it’s trying to be cool and failing.
P-dot? That’s not cool. That’s just sad.
I’m from Pictou, not P-dot. I don’t need a nickname that makes me feel like a side dish.
P-dot is just a fancy way of saying ‘that town over there’.
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A girl’s period, but instead of saying it, you just say ‘P-dot’ like it’s a brand of tampons and you’re trying to sound fancy.
My period is here, and it’s like P-dot is giving me a middle finger.
Why do I have to call it P-dot? It’s not like it’s a luxury brand.
P-dot? That’s just my period with a fancy name and a bad attitude.
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That time of the month when a girl’s hormones go nuts and she’s like a moody monster.
I’m in P-dot mode, and I’m not in the mood for anything.
Don’t talk to me. I’m in P-dot mode, and I’m about to bite someone.
If you cross me today, I’ll be in P-dot mode, and I won’t be nice about it.
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A county in Maryland that’s so close to the Capitol, it’s like it’s trying to be important and failing.
Prince George’s County is just trying to be important, but it’s not even close to the Capitol.
P-dot is like that guy in class who wants to be the best but ends up being average.
Prince George’s County is just a county that wants to be the Capitol, but it’s not.
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The part of a guy’s anatomy that looks like a winking eye, but it’s also called a pee-dot because it’s just as confusing.
My pee-dot is like a winking eye that’s also trying to be a door.
P-dot is just a guy’s anatomy trying to be cool and failing.
I don’t know why it’s called a pee-dot. It’s not like it’s a fancy name for a hole.
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