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a gay guy who lives in a ditch and smells like wet socks
He’s been living in the creek for three years. No one’s seen him since.
I saw him eating a sandwich out of a trash can. It was probably from a dead raccoon.
He texted me: 'I’m gonna drown the whole town.'
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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a dude who shits in the creek and calls it a lifestyle
He told me he’s got a PhD in creek living. I don’t believe him.
He once tried to baptize me with creek water. It tasted like old pizza.
He DM’d me: 'You’re not a real man unless you’ve shat in a creek.'
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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a guy who’s too lazy to shower and too gay to care
He hasn’t washed his hair in six months. It looks like a raccoon nest.
He once tried to hug me. I had to take a shower after that.
He posted online: 'Showering is for weaklings. I’m a creek god.'
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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