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A smoky mix of cocaine and weed that hits like a freight train and leaves you coughing like a chain-smoking old man.
I took one hit and felt like I was about to explode.
My cousin inhaled it and started talking like he was the president.
I tried it and now my couch is covered in sticky residue.
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When you blend crack and weed into a joint and smoke it like it’s going out of style. Sherm’s cousin but with more attitude and less class.
He made a joint that looked like it had been through a war.
She took one hit and started dancing like it was a nightclub.
That joint was so strong, it made the ceiling shake.
3
A smelly, tough guy who’s got a dog named Ben and smells like he rolled in a trash can full of rotting meat.
He walked in and I knew he was trouble.
He smelled like a dead raccoon.
Ben the dog barked like he was trying to kill someone.
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A wild mix of crack and weed that hits you like you were punched by a bag of bricks. It’s like the weed got a new best friend.
I took one hit and felt like I had been in a car crash.
He inhaled it and started talking like he was a superhero.
That joint was so strong, it made my eyes water.
5
A hand sanitizer turned soda mix that tastes like it was made by a mad scientist who also had a really bad day.
It tasted like my mom’s old perfume.
I drank it and felt like I was going to die.
That mix made my tongue feel like it was on fire.
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When a guy thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread and follows a girl around like she’s the only one who matters, only to find out he’s just in the way of someone else’s fun.
He followed her around like a lost puppy.
He wouldn’t shut up and it was annoying.
He didn’t even get the girl and it was embarrassing.
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A huge hit with someone that feels like you’ve just been kissed by your favorite celebrity and it’s amazing.
She kissed me and I felt like I was on top of the world.
He got the girl and it was pure magic.
That kiss was so good, I forgot my own name.
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