Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A man who can't pick a name and is confused by his own reflection.

'Is it P Diddy or P Diddy? I'm not sure anymore.'

'He spent 2 hours in the mirror trying to figure out who he was.'

'He asked a kid on the street, 'What's my name?' and got 3 different answers.'

2

A fat-ass, big-lipped, money-hungry, fur-wearing, tongue-rolling, lazy-ass rich guy.

'He wears fur like it's a fashion statement, not a sign of his wealth.'

'He rolls his tongue like it's a job interview.'

'He got rich by selling fur coats to people who don't know what a fur coat is.'

3

A washed-up, fake-ass rapper who steals songs like they're going out of style.

'He copied a song and called it his own. Classic P Diddy.'

'He didn't write the song. He just said it was his.'

'He took a song from a kid and called it his own. That's not stealing. That's business.'

4

A man with lips like fish and a voice that ruins good songs.

'He sang a good song and turned it into a bad one. That's P Diddy.'

'He has lips so big they could swallow a song whole.'

'He made a song so bad it made the radio cry.'

5

What happens to a man when he becomes a monthly event instead of a person.

'He's like a period. You don't know when it's coming, but you know it's going to be messy.'

'He's like a period. It's not a phase. It's a full-blown lifestyle.'

'He's like a period. He's not a man. He's a monthly event.'

6

A rapper who told people to vote or else they'd die. He didn't know how to spell 'voting' and still got paid for it.

'He told people to vote or die. Then he got a check for doing nothing.'

'He didn't know how to spell 'vote' but he still got paid for it.'

'He said 'vote or die' and people actually believed him. That's P Diddy.'

7

What Kesha feels like in the morning after a long night of screaming and crying.

'He woke up and felt like Kesha after a night of screaming and crying.'

'He said he felt like Kesha. That's not a compliment. That's a warning.'

'He looked in the mirror and said, 'I feel like Kesha. That's not a good thing.'