P. Diddiot

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The boss of Bad Boy Records who spent a small fortune to buy a free YouTube channel, probably because he thought it made him look cool.

'I paid $500 for a free YouTube channel. I’m famous now.', P. Diddiot

'That kid has 100 subs. I’m buying his channel. I’m rich now.', P. Diddiot

'I don’t know how to use YouTube. I bought it. Now I’m a genius.', P. Diddiot

A person who thinks they’re a big deal, even when no one else cares.

'I’m a legend. Everyone knows me.', P. Diddiot

'I don’t need no one else. I’m perfect.', P. Diddiot

'They don’t like me? Pfft. They’re just jealous.', P. Diddiot

A person who makes money by watching others fail and then laughing at them.

'He failed? Perfect. I made $10,000.', P. Diddiot

'She lost her job? I bought her misery. I win.', P. Diddiot

'That kid got dumped? I’m getting a cut of that.', P. Diddiot