P demon

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A hooker who gives you the worst blow job and still charges you like you’re paying for a full meal.

She looked like she just got out of jail and charged me $100 for a 10-minute job.

He said she had a face only a mother could love and a mouth only a fool would use.

I asked for a second round and she said I had to pay for the whole damn dinner.

A lady who takes your cash and gives you a job that’s more like a punishment than a pleasure.

She said she was ‘experienced’ and then gave me a job that made me want to quit life.

He said she looked like she just walked out of a prison and charged me like I was a king.

I asked her if she was a professional and she said she was a professional at making people leave in pain.

A prostitute who charges you full price and gives you a job that feels like you were stuck in a blender.

She said she was the best and then gave me the worst job I’ve ever had.

He said she looked like a rock star and then gave me a job that made me feel like a rock.

I asked for a discount and she said I had to pay for her next meal.