p-dell

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a drunk idiot who thinks they're a rockstar and probably still wears pajamas to the bar

Hey look, it's P-Dell again, singing karaoke at 2 AM like he's Freddie Mercury

My uncle called me a p-dell because I spilled beer on his pants

The guy at the gas station tried to fight a vending machine because it didn't give him extra gummy worms

a person so wasted they think their own shadow is a conspiracy

My cousin is a p-dell right now. He thinks the pizza delivery guy is following him.

She called me a p-dell because I tried to explain quantum physics while drunk.

He’s a p-dell and told the waiter he was the king of the soda machine.

a human who drinks so much they forget their own name and start calling everyone ‘buddy’

He’s a p-dell and just called my mom ‘buddy’ in front of the whole restaurant.

My brother is a p-dell and thinks he’s a superhero named ‘Buddy the Drunk.’

The p-dell at the party tried to high-five a wall because he thought it was a friend.