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The ultimate legend; the guy who makes you look like a joke
P-Dawg walked in and my whole life changed.
He’s the reason I still have a job.
He’s the only one who can beat my cousin at Mario Kart.
P-Dawg
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The most fresh guy in the whole world; he’s got the moves and the vibes
He freshed up my lunch with his vibes.
He came in like a hurricane and left like a legend.
He’s the reason I got a 100 on my math test.
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A rodent with the power of god; he’s the reason WoW players are still waiting for a lion
P-Dawg made the lion show up just by yelling at it.
He’s the god of the Prairie Dog religion.
He’s the reason I joined a guild called Petopians.
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Sticking a Q tip in your butt and saying it’s gentle, then going full beast mode
P-Dawg did my butt and it felt like a war.
He stuck a Q tip in my poop hole and called it a massage.
He turned my butt into a battlefield.
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A guy who acts like he’s got a brain but clearly doesn’t
He tried to explain quantum physics and failed.
He said he was a genius and then fell off a chair.
He thought he was a wizard, but he’s just a fool.
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A guy who’s so brainless he thinks he’s got a brain
He tried to do math and cried.
He said he could fly and then tripped.
He thought he was a king, but he’s just a dork.