P Danny

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A gross way to have sex where you shove old toys up someone's butt while you're having sex. It's what that fake toy reporter, Pixel Dan, does when he's not crying about his sad life.
I just saw Pixel Dan doing that with a He-Man. It looked like a horror movie.
My uncle tried it with a Star Wars figure. He cried the whole time.
That guy from Super7 said it's the best way to feel like a kid again.
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Danny P is a kid who makes stupid songs about Fortnite. His music is so bad, it makes your brain shut off.
He sang 'The Fortnite Anthem' at my birthday. I wanted to die.
His song is like listening to a kid who can't even count to ten.
I tried to like his music. Now I hate everything.
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A Danny P is a smelly, jizz-filled decoration you shove up someone’s butt or give to a family member for a holiday. It’s like getting a present from a dirty sock.
My cousin got a Danny P for his birthday. He still smells like it.
I gave my grandma a Danny P for Christmas. She cried and threw it out.
My brother got one at a funeral. That was the worst.
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The best human ever. He’s like the sun, but for souls. I would die for him.
Danny P is my soulmate. I would marry him if he asked.
He’s the only good person in this world. Everyone else is a trash human.
I would kill anyone who said bad things about Danny P.
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A rapper who makes awesome songs. His Fortnite song is fire. It's the best thing since pizza.
His Fortnite song is so good, I can’t stop dancing.
I listen to his music every day. It makes me feel alive.
He’s the best rapper. Everyone else is garbage.
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Danny P is a kid who raps about Fortnite. He’s so good, he makes you want to play the game even when you hate it.
His song made me start playing Fortnite again. I’m so stupid.
I sang along in the car. My mom cried.
He’s the best. I would follow him anywhere.
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A brain-dead kid who sings about Fortnite like it’s the most important thing in the world. It’s like listening to a kid who can’t even read.
He made a song about Fortnite. It’s like listening to a monkey.
I heard his music. My brain died.
He’s so bad, I would pay someone to punch him.
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