p cubed

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A mountain of crumbly toilet paper that looks like it came out of a butt explosion. It clogs the toilet so bad you need a plumber and a curse.
My toilet looked like a trash can after I did p cubed.
I left so much paper in the toilet my roommate had to use a mop.
The toilet overflowed like a river of shame because of my p cubed.
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Getting smashed so hard you think you're a superhero. It's like you're flying on a cloud of weed and soda.
I did p cubed and thought I could fly off the roof.
After p cubed, I tried to talk to the wall and it talked back.
I did p cubed and tried to dance like a flamingo.
3
Gay porn with the Power Puff Girls. It’s like Blossom and Mojo Jojo are doing a hot dance and you’re stuck watching it.
I watched p cubed and got a hard-on for Buttercup.
My cousin watched p cubed and cried like a baby.
I did p cubed and forgot how to breathe.
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Sticking a lollipop up your butt and then passing it to your friend like it’s a secret. It’s gross and glorious.
I did p cubed and my friend got a lollipop up his butt.
My friend passed me a lollipop and I stuck it up my butt.
I did p cubed and my dog ran out of the room.
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Magic mushrooms that make you laugh, cry, and think your pants are alive. They’re the reason you wear socks to bed.
I ate p cubed and my dog started dancing.
I did p cubed and my mom thought I was possessed.
I took p cubed and thought my socks were talking to me.
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