Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The coin you use when you’re too broke to buy a burger, but still trying to look fancy.

I tried to buy a Whopper with P Coins. It was like trying to feed a dog with confetti.

My P Coin stash is so low, I had to borrow change from my ex.

I spent my last P Coin on a TikTok filter. Now I look like a raccoon.

2

The fake money hoes use when they’re too busy being pretty to count real cash.

She said she’d pay me with P Coins. I asked for cash. She said I was a cheater.

He tried to buy me dinner with P Coins. I told him to go eat a bag of chips.

My P Coins are just glitter and hope.

3

The coin you drop when you’re too lazy to do anything, but still want to seem cool.

I dropped my P Coin on the floor. It rolled into the trash. I didn’t care.

I used my P Coin to pay for my coffee. The barista didn’t even notice.

My P Coin is so weak, it can’t even buy me a soda.

4

The coin you hand out when you’re too good for real money, but still need to pay rent.

I gave my landlord a P Coin. He said I was a dreamer.

I tried to pay my phone bill with P Coins. It turned my phone off.

My P Coin is so fake, it’s got a face.

5

The coin you use when you’re too high to think, but still want to look rich.

I paid for my pizza with P Coins. I got extra cheese and a wink.

I used my P Coins to buy a drink. It tasted like regret.

I dropped my P Coins on the floor. They just laughed at me.

6

The coin you drop when you’re too broke to be cool, but still want to be respected.

I dropped my P Coin in the trash. I still got respect from the trash can.

I tried to impress my friends with P Coins. They said I was broke and sad.

My P Coins are so broken, they cry when I use them.