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A guy who acts like his team is the only thing that matters. He'll yell, swear, and even punch you if you say the wrong thing about them. He’s usually wearing something ugly and smells like old pizza.
"You call my team weak? I’ll beat you up in the toilet!", Dave, after losing a match.
"I don’t even know who that is, but I hate them because they’re on the other team.", Liam, in the middle of class.
DM: "If you say one more thing about my team, I’ll come to your house and steal your Xbox.", Jay, at 2 AM.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A man who thinks the world revolves around his team. He’ll cuss you out, throw things, and even challenge you to a fight if you insult them. He probably wears a shirt with a logo and smells like a gym sock.
"I don’t care if you’re the best player in the world. My team is better!", Mark, during lunch.
He walked into the classroom shouting, "I can’t believe they lost!", Mr. Smith, who was actually the team coach.
Text: "You said my team was gonna win. They lost. I’m coming to your house.", Chris, after a bad match.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A person who will do anything for his team. He’ll cuss, punch, and swear at you if you say the wrong thing about them. He doesn’t care if he looks stupid or smells bad.
"I don’t even know who you are, but I hate you because you said my team was gonna lose!", Ben, in the hallway.
He started a fight in the cafeteria because someone said his team had bad players.
DM: "If you don’t stop talking about my team, I’ll beat you up.", Sam, during recess.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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