Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

using stupid and fake lines to trick ladies into doing stupid stuff with you

Hey babe, I'm a billionaire and I just got out of jail

You're the most beautiful person I've ever seen, which is why I'm here

If you don't hook up with me, your mom will die

2

talking nonsense and flashing your junk just to get laid

You're my type, I can tell by your face

I've got a coupon for a free pizza if you kiss me

If you don't do this, I'll tell your ex you're still a virgin

3

lying through your teeth and trying to get a date by being a total dud

I've been to every country in the world, and I can prove it

I'm not a bad guy, I just have a bad vibe

If you don't go out with me, I'll post your selfies on the internet

4

saying dumb stuff and flashing your junk just to get into someone's pants

I'm a superhero, and you're my sidekick

You're my lucky charm, and I'm your lucky guy

I'll give you a million bucks if you sleep with me

5

trying to charm women with bad lines and no real plan

I'm the most handsome guy in the universe

If you don't like me, I'll throw myself off a cliff

I've got a degree in being cool

6

using fake flattery and bad lines to get a date with no real skills

You're the best thing that's ever happened to me

I'm the love of your life, and I've only just met you

If you don't go out with me, I'll eat your cat