p card

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the card you get when you start playing the game of being a person

I got my P-Card at 13 and it was the worst day of my life.

My mom said I got my P-Card when I cried through my math test.

I got my P-Card during a group project and it was chaos.

a fancy way of saying your V-Card got crushed by a guy, and you can't argue about it

He said he took my P-Card and I believed him because I was drunk.

My P-Card was lost in a parking lot and I cried about it for a week.

He said I had a P-Card and I didn't know what that meant until I got a lecture.

when your period hits like a truck and you wish you were dead

My P-Card hit me at 7 AM and I missed my bus.

I got my P-Card during a test and I failed it.

My P-Card came on during a dance and I had to leave mid-song.