1 The end of your pecker that gets all the glory Expand Man I had to take a shower after that P cap hit meWhy do you always touch your P cap firstThat P cap is so big it should have its own zip code + Examples
2 The little guy at the end of your wiener that gets all the fun Expand I swear that P cap is trying to leave my bodyHe hit me with his P cap and I criedWhy is my P cap so loud + Examples
3 The business end of your boy parts that gets all the action Expand That P cap is bigger than my momI got a P cap in the face and it hurtMy P cap is so big it’s getting its own passport + Examples
4 The tip of your pecker that gets all the love Expand That P cap is so big it’s causing trafficI got hit with a P cap and I didn’t even see it comingMy P cap is so loud it woke my brother up + Examples
5 The end of your snake that gets all the snacks Expand My P cap is so big it’s taking over my lifeHe threw a P cap at me and it was unfairThat P cap is bigger than my dad + Examples
6 The last part of your meat that gets all the treats Expand I got a P cap in the eye and it was a surpriseThat P cap is so loud it’s annoyingHe hit me with his P cap and I had to leave + Examples