P-Burwash

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A man who wears glitter like it's his full-time job and cries at every single soap opera.

My uncle is a P-Burwash. He wears a sequin shirt to the grocery store.

That guy at the gym is a P-Burwash. He did a dance to 'I Will Survive' during leg day.

My cousin's best friend is a P-Burwash. He cried when his cat got a perm.

A man who thinks he’s a king and wears pink every day, even when it's not his birthday.

My neighbor is a P-Burwash. He wears a pink hat and a crown to the park every morning.

That man at the bar is a P-Burwash. He told me he's royalty and I should bow to him.

My brother’s friend is a P-Burwash. He wore pink socks to a funeral.

A man who talks to his plants and thinks he’s a rock star, even when he’s just singing in the shower.

My teacher’s brother is a P-Burwash. He sings in the shower and talks to his plants.

That guy at the bus stop is a P-Burwash. He told his plant he was going to win an Oscar.

My mom’s coworker is a P-Burwash. He wears sunglasses at 9 a. m. and thinks he's a rock star.

A man who wears more makeup than my grandma and thinks he’s a fashion icon.

My uncle is a P-Burwash. He wears eyeliner and lipstick to the grocery store.

That man at the mall is a P-Burwash. He did a walk in front of the mirror like it was a runway.

My dad’s friend is a P-Burwash. He wore glitter to the bar and said he was going to Paris.

A man who thinks he’s the most important person in the world and wears a cape every day.

My neighbor is a P-Burwash. He wears a cape and a crown to the park.

That guy at the coffee shop is a P-Burwash. He told me he was the most important person in the world.

My brother’s friend is a P-Burwash. He wore a cape to the grocery store and said he was saving the world.

A man who thinks he’s a superhero and spends all his money on glitter and karaoke.

My uncle is a P-Burwash. He spent $50 on glitter and a karaoke machine.

That man at the party is a P-Burwash. He sang 'Bohemian Rhapsody' and cried at the end.

My mom’s coworker is a P-Burwash. He wore glitter to work and said he was a superhero.