p bunny

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A p bunny is a lazy butt who can’t do work and instead chills with a buddy to watch shows and forget about life. They’re like the human version of a couch and a remote.
I started watching one episode of The Mandalorian. Now it’s 3 a. m. and I’ve watched the whole series.
Bro, I had a paper due yesterday. Now I’m watching The Witcher with my dog.
I told myself I’d just watch one episode. Now I’ve watched six and I’m crying in a pizza box.
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A p bunny is when you pretend to work but you’re really just watching cat videos and eating chips. You promise yourself you’ll get it done later, but later turns into next week.
I opened my laptop to write an essay. Now I’ve watched 12 cat videos and I’m halfway through a bag of chips.
I told my mom I’d do my homework. Now I’m watching TikTok and I still haven’t done my math.
I had 20 minutes to finish my test. Now I’ve watched three episodes of Friends and I’m crying in my cereal.
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