P BRUCE

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When you or someone else pees on your Bruce like it's a toilet and you're the last man standing.
My cousin P Bruce'd me in the middle of a video game. I had to pause for 10 minutes.
He P Bruce'd me in the shower. I’m still washing the shame off.
She P Bruce'd me in front of my mom. That was a hot mess.
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Getting peed on by someone like you're a sad little Bruce and they're the king of the bathroom.
My buddy P Bruce'd me in the school bathroom. I was the laughing stock of the hallway.
She P Bruce'd me during a dance. I had to leave the floor and wipe my dignity.
He P Bruce'd me in the car. I’ve never been so embarrassed.
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When you or someone else takes a leak on your Bruce like it's a crime and you're the victim.
He P Bruce'd me in the locker room. I was the only one who knew what happened.
My sister P Bruce'd me in the kitchen. I still can’t look her in the eye.
He P Bruce'd me during a Zoom call. I had to turn off my camera and hide.
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Getting peed on like you're a Bruce and the person peeing is a god.
She P Bruce'd me at the park. I had to go home and take a shower.
He P Bruce'd me in the restaurant. I had to leave and eat in the car.
My friend P Bruce'd me during a test. I failed because I was too distracted.
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When you or someone else takes a pee on your Bruce like you're the weakest link and they're the strongest.
He P Bruce'd me in the hallway. I got teased for the rest of the day.
She P Bruce'd me during a meeting. I had to leave and take a break.
My brother P Bruce'd me in the living room. I still haven’t forgiven him.
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When you or someone else takes a leak on your Bruce like it's a punishment and you're the guilty one.
He P Bruce'd me in the gym. I had to go home and cry.
She P Bruce'd me in the store. I was so embarrassed I left right away.
My friend P Bruce'd me during a game. I lost because I was too distracted.
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