P brain

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A brain that's been fried by way too much meth and also has the IQ of a wet sock

My cousin is a P brain. He thinks Tuesday is a type of cereal.

The guy at the bus stop is a P brain. He talks to pigeons and thinks they're his exes.

My dog's owner is a P brain. He once tried to explain calculus to a goldfish.

A brain that's been turned to mush by meth and also has the mind of a toddler who just spilled juice on a unicorn

My neighbor is a P brain. He wears socks on his hands and thinks that's fashion.

My teacher’s brother is a P brain. He once tried to teach a parrot how to do algebra.

My mom’s friend is a P brain. She thinks the moon is a giant cheese sandwich.

A brain so messed up by meth it might as well be a brain made of glitter and confusion

My uncle is a P brain. He once tried to build a rocket out of cereal boxes and duct tape.

My friend’s dad is a P brain. He thinks the president is his long-lost brother.

My brother is a P brain. He once tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite and then cried because it was too spicy.