p-book

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A heavy piece of crap you carry around that has words in it. It's usually made from dead trees and smells like a swamp. Sometimes they wrap it in cow skin to make it look fancy.

My mom gave me a p-book for my birthday. I dropped it and my foot got stuck in the glue.

I tried to read a p-book on the bus. It fell on my head and I got a paper cut.

My teacher made me carry a p-book all day. I looked like a tree.

by Slangipedia 3h ago

A giant slab of paper that takes up your whole backpack. It has words inside, but they're all about the same thing. You can't fit more than one story in it, or else it'll break your spine.

I tried to put two stories in my p-book. Now my spine hurts and I can't sit down.

My p-book is so big, I have to carry it like a baby.

I read my p-book in the shower. The water made the ink run and now my hands are stained.

by Slangipedia 3h ago

A smelly, tree-based monster that contains all your knowledge. If you have too many of them, you'll die from carrying them. They're so heavy, even libraries can't hold them all.

My p-book is so heavy, I had to take it to the gym to lift it.

I tried to carry a whole library of p-books. I collapsed and my teacher called the paramedics.

My p-book smells like a dead cow. I can't read it without gagging.

by Slangipedia 3h ago