p body ass hoe

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A woman with big boobs, a flat butt, and no waist who looks like she was hit by a truck and didn’t care
My cousin is a p body ass hoe. She eats a whole pizza and still doesn’t fit in her jeans.
That girl in my class is a p body ass hoe. She can’t do sit-ups to save her life.
My mom calls my aunt a p body ass hoe because she looks like a deflated balloon.
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A woman who looks like a sack of bricks with a cherry on top and a flat bottom
My neighbor is a p body ass hoe. She can’t even stand up straight without slouching.
My friend’s cousin is a p body ass hoe. She tried to wear a bikini and it looked like a disaster.
My sister is a p body ass hoe. She eats all the snacks and still looks like a sad potato.
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A woman with no waist, a flat butt, and boobs so big they look like they’re about to explode
My teacher is a p body ass hoe. She can’t do a single exercise without wheezing.
My friend’s mom is a p body ass hoe. She eats donuts for breakfast and still says she’s fine.
My cousin’s friend is a p body ass hoe. She looks like she was born in a gym and never left.
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