Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The thing between your legs that gets you in trouble every time you go to the store

My mom says I'm gonna get a P-Bit if I don't stop eating candy.

He got caught with a P-Bit in his hand when the teacher walked in.

I told my friend I'd give him a P-Bit if he stopped teasing me.

2

The thing you use to beat your enemies in a battle of the sexes

I told my brother he'd lose the bet if he didn't show me his P-Bit.

She used her P-Bit to scare the whole class.

He said he'd beat me up with his P-Bit if I didn't shut up.

3

The thing you show off to your friends when you're feeling confident

He showed off his P-Bit to the whole gym.

She said I had a nice P-Bit when I walked in.

He bragged about his P-Bit until the teacher came in.

4

The thing you get when you eat too much pizza and don't wear pants

He got a P-Bit stuck in the door when he ran out of the house.

She said my P-Bit was bigger than hers after lunch.

He got laughed at because his P-Bit was hanging out.

5

The thing you use to start a fight when you're feeling tough

He pulled out his P-Bit and said he'd beat me up.

She said I had a weak P-Bit and I had to prove her wrong.

He challenged me to a P-Bit battle after lunch.

6

The thing that makes you feel like a king when you're in the bathroom

He looked at his P-Bit in the mirror and said he was the king of the school.

She said my P-Bit was the best she had ever seen.

He did a dance in the bathroom because his P-Bit was so big.