P-bag

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A P-Bag is a guy who’s so full of himself he thinks he’s got a whole bag of pussy. Like he’s the king of bitches and douches, and he’s got the confidence of a cocky chump.
My cousin is a P-Bag. He thinks he’s got 10 girls at once.
He said he’s got a P-Bag full of bitches. I said, 'Bro, you got one bag, and it’s full of douches.'
He called me a P-Bag in front of my mom. That’s the worst insult I’ve ever heard.
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A P-Bag is when you take a tea bag and stuff it in the Pope’s butt. And then you make fun of him. It’s like the ultimate insult.
I told my friend he was a P-Bag. He said, 'You’re just jealous.'
At school, we drew a P-Bag on the principal’s face. He got mad.
My brother called the teacher a P-Bag. She gave him a detention.
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A P-Bag is a guy who wears pants so baggy they look like a sleeping bag. He probably sleeps in them and eats pizza for dinner.
My neighbor is a P-Bag. His pants are so baggy they’re like a tent.
He walked into class like a P-Bag. Everyone laughed at him.
He called me a P-Bag. I said, 'At least I don’t look like a sleeping bag.'
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A P-Bag is just a bag of pussy. It’s not fancy, it’s not cool, it’s just a bag of pussy. And if you’re one, you’re lucky.
He said I was a P-Bag. I said, 'At least I’m not a bag of douches.'
My friend got called a P-Bag. He was so mad he threw a chair.
He said I’m a P-Bag. I said, 'You’re a bag of douches.'
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