P-badge

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The best snack ever; It’s like a sandwich made by a god and eaten by a human who doesn’t know what happiness is.

I would marry a P-badge if it asked me.

My mom made me a P-badge and I cried like a baby.

I ate a P-badge and now I’m a god.

The only thing that matters in life; A peanut butter and jelly sandwich that could beat up your problems.

If I had a P-badge, I’d beat up my math teacher.

My P-badge is better than my ex.

I eat a P-badge every day and I don’t miss a single bite.

The snack that makes you feel like a king; A peanut butter and jelly sandwich that’s so good it should get a medal.

I ate a P-badge and now I think I’m a king.

I gave my dog a P-badge and now he thinks he’s a king too.

I would fight a dragon for a P-badge.