P and T

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Pancakes and Titties. A girl cooks you breakfast and then strips down to her tits so you can eat them like they're syrup.

My cousin’s girlfriend made me pancakes and then told me to ‘lick the syrup off her tits.’

My ex served me pancakes and called it ‘breakfast with benefits.’

My neighbor’s daughter flipped pancakes and then flipped her bra off.

When you get a hard-on so fast it feels like a tent got pitched inside your pants.

My dog saw my sister’s butt and I got a boner so fast it felt like I pitched a tent in my pants.

I saw a hot guy in the grocery store and I got a boner so fast it felt like I pitched a tent in my pants.

My mom walked in on me and I pitched a tent in my pants.

A hole down there. The real deal. Not fake stuff. Just raw, real, wet meat.

My brother’s girlfriend said I had a ‘nice hole down there.’

My neighbor’s dog peed in my pants and I said, ‘That’s not a hole down there, that’s a dog hole.’

My friend called my mom’s vagina a ‘hole down there’ and got kicked out of the house.

A weird code that makes your computer do things you don’t understand and hate.

My teacher said Perl Script was like a weird code that makes your computer cry.

I tried to run Perl Script and my computer started screaming.

My brother’s homework was Perl Script and he failed because he didn’t know what it was.

A quick wash after a messy night or a messy breakfast. You rinse your pits, tits, and butt in a hurry.

I washed my pits, tits, and butt in the sink after my date spilled coffee on me.

I had a messy breakfast and just rinsed my pits, tits, and butt in the shower.

I rushed out after a night of partying and washed my pits, tits, and butt in the sink.

A quick shower when you're too lazy or too busy to do the real thing. You just wash your pits, tits, and butt in a rush.

I had to run to work and just washed my pits, tits, and butt in the shower.

I got home late and just washed my pits, tits, and butt in the sink.

My dog peed on me and I just washed my pits, tits, and butt in a rush.

When you pop one out just to show it off. Like it's a trophy.

My friend popped a titty out at the gym and everyone stared.

I popped a titty out in the grocery store and the cashier asked if I was done.

My sister popped a titty out in class and the teacher got mad.