p and r'd

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when a girl is so wasted she doesn't know her own name and is begging you to take her clothes off

She was P and R'd at the bar. I had to carry her to the bathroom and she tried to kiss my foot.

My cousin texted me: 'She's P and R'd. Just bring the lube.'

He DM'd me: 'She’s P and R'd. I’m not leaving until she gives me a BJ.'

when a girl is so drunk she thinks you're her ex and keeps trying to make out with your face

She kept hugging my face like it was her ex. I was P and R'd and confused.

At the party, she said, 'You're my favorite P and R'd guy.'

He texted me: 'She said I’m the only one who can make her P and R'd.'

when a girl is so wasted she thinks you're her brother and keeps trying to seduce you in front of your mom

She started flirting with me in front of my mom. I was P and R'd and mad.

He said, 'She’s P and R'd and thinks I’m her brother.'

She texted me: 'You’re my P and R'd hero. I tried to seduce you in front of my mom.'

when a girl is so drunk she tries to kiss your dog and keeps saying you’re the best person ever

She tried to kiss my dog and said I was the best person ever. I was P and R'd and confused.

He said, 'She’s P and R'd and thinks your dog is her future husband.'

She texted me: 'Your dog is the best. I’m P and R'd and I’m in love with him.'

when a girl is so wasted she thinks you're a celebrity and keeps asking for your autograph

She kept asking for my autograph like I was a celebrity. I was P and R'd and annoyed.

He said, 'She thinks you're a famous rapper. She’s P and R'd.'

She texted me: 'You’re the best. I’m P and R'd and I want your autograph.'