Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Peace and Quiet. Or the only way you can survive your brother's loud video game sessions.

I need my P and Q before I scream into a pillow.

My mom says, 'Watch your P and Q or I'll turn off the Xbox.'

Bro, your P and Q is gone. Your sister is crying.

2

From when old printers had to deal with letters that looked like they were drunk and upside down.

My teacher says, 'Watch your P and Q or I'll make you write the alphabet 100 times.'

The printer guy yelled, 'Watch your P and Q or I'll smash your type!'

My dad says, 'You're as messy as a printer with bad P and Q.'

3

Business. Or what happens when you're too busy to care about your life.

My boss says, 'Watch your P and Q or I'll fire you.'

My coworker said, 'P and Q? I'm just here to collect my paycheck.'

I didn't watch my P and Q, now I'm working weekends.

4

P is priorities, Q is quests. Or when you're too lazy to finish your game.

My friend says, 'I'm too busy with my P and Q to eat.'

My game says, 'Watch your P and Q or you'll fail this quest.'

I ignored my P and Q, now I'm stuck in the middle of nowhere.

5

A British way of telling kids to shut up and say please and thank you before they get yelled at.

My teacher said, 'Watch your P and Q or I'll give you detention.'

My friend got yelled at because he forgot his P and Q.

I said 'please' and 'thank you' and my P and Q were perfect.

6

P is paper money, Q is drugs. Or when your life is a mess and you're spending it all on bad decisions.

My brother spent all his P and Q on weed.

I got in trouble because I forgot my P and Q.

My mom said, 'Watch your P and Q or I'll take your phone away.'

7

Pints and Quarts. Or what happens when you're too drunk to remember your measurements.

My friend said, 'I drank 10 P and Q and now I'm dead.'

The bar said, 'Watch your P and Q or we'll kick you out.'

I forgot my P and Q, now I'm the most drunk person here.