P and P

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Party and Play is when two guys get high on meth and go from making out to doing the deed like it's the end of the world. It's basically a one-day love fest with a lot of drugs and no shame.
Hey bro, let's do P&P tonight. I’ve got enough meth to fuel a war.
I came to the club to P&P, not to dance.
I didn’t sleep last night. I was too busy P&P-ing with my ex.
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Pumpkins and Penguins is a silly name for a boring game. It's like when you're too lazy to think of a real name but still want to feel cool.
My friend called his new app Pumpkins and Penguins. I said, 'That’s the dumbest name ever.'
My teacher said, 'This is the worst group project ever, Pumpkins and Penguins.'
I’m not playing Pumpkins and Penguins. I’m too busy being cool.
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Pic for pic is when you're so desperate for nudes that you give them to someone else just to get yours. It's like trading selfies but with your junk.
I sent him a pic for a pic. He said, 'You’re the worst.'
She asked for a pic for a pic, and I said, 'Only if you promise not to post it.'
I did a pic for a pic, and now my whole class knows my secret.
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Pound the pussy is when you’re so drunk or high that you just go for it. No thinking, no shame, just wild sex.
He came in shouting, 'I’m going to pound the pussy tonight!'
I drank six beers and said, 'Let’s pound the pussy.'
She said, 'You’re gonna pound the pussy? That’s not even a real thing.'
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Pen and paper is when you pretend to be a wizard in a fantasy world. You write stuff down and make up stupid rules to feel important.
My friend said, 'I’m going to play pen and paper tonight.'
I tried pen and paper and it was just me arguing with my dice.
Pen and paper is for people who can’t just play video games.
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P and P is when two guys get high on meth and go from making out to doing the deed like it's the end of the world. It's basically a one-day love fest with a lot of drugs and no shame.
I did P and P with my crush and got in trouble.
I’m not going to P and P with him. He’s too messy.
I did P and P with my friend, and now I can’t stop laughing.
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