Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you take a dump and then spray Glade like you're trying to cover up a murder

Just did my P and G and now my bathroom smells like a funeral.

He did his P and G so hard, the neighbors called the police.

She P and G'd so much, the toilet started crying.

2

A tiny, soft, pink, wet Asian girl who looks like she was made by a god who just had a sugar high

That PA girl in my math class is the definition of P and G.

He asked me out because he saw me in the cafeteria and thought I was a PA girl.

My cousin married a PA girl and now he’s stuck with her for life.

3

A way to say something is super cool, like when you're so legit you could be in a rap battle with a dragon

That shirt is P and G, man.

She dropped a P and G and now everyone's talking about her.

He said the song was P and G and now it's all over TikTok.

4

A big company that makes everything from toilet paper to deodorant, and people say they’re in cahoots with the devil

Procter and Gamble is evil, I swear they're working with Satan.

They make everything from tampons to glitter, and they’re probably Satan’s best friends.

I don’t trust Procter and Gamble; they’re probably going to turn me into a demon.

5

When you try to claim something is yours even though it’s clearly someone else’s and you’re probably just trying to get rich

He tried to P and G the Mona Lisa and now he’s in court.

She P and G'd the entire internet and now she’s a billionaire.

He P and G'd my lunch and now I have to eat a sandwich made of sadness.

6

The county right next to Washington D. C., and it’s like the middle child of the states: it gets ignored but still has a lot going on

Prince George’s County is like the middle kid of Maryland.

I live in Prince George’s County and I feel like no one cares about me.

They don’t talk about Prince George’s County much, but it’s got more secrets than a spy.

7

Chumps in Sydney who walk around with a white umbrella like they’re royalty and think every woman will fall for them

That HO-BAG in Sydney is so bad, he brought a white umbrella to the bar.

They’re out there with their white umbrellas, thinking they’re the best thing since sliced bread.

He tried to pick up a woman at the office party and just stood there with his white umbrella like a fool.