p(-_-)q

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It’s a face like when your mom tells you to stop being a brat and you still don’t listen. It means you think something is total garbage.
My cousin sent me a meme of a cat doing a facepalm. I replied with p(-_-)q.
My teacher gave me a p(-_-)q after I threw a paper airplane at the principal.
My friend got a p(-_-)q from his girlfriend because he forgot their anniversary.
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It’s like when your brother finally stops screaming and you can hear your thoughts again. It means you want some peace and quiet.
I posted p(-_-)q on Twitter after my neighbor’s dog barked all night.
I texted my friend p(-_-)q because my mom was yelling at me again.
I used p(-_-)q in a DM to my brother after he played 12 hours of video games.
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A group of Seattle Sounders fans who are so loud and obnoxious they make the stadium shake. They sit in a specific part of the stadium and yell so much they could wake the dead.
I saw the p(-_-)q group at the game, and they were yelling louder than my brother at a concert.
My friend joined the p(-_-)q group and now he yells at every game.
My dad is in the p(-_-)q group, and he even yells at the TV at home.
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It comes from old printers who had to work so hard they probably wanted to quit. It means you need to watch your letters or you’ll mess everything up.
My teacher told me to watch my p’s and q’s because I wrote ‘q’ instead of ‘p’ on my test.
My mom yelled at me to watch my p’s and q’s because I messed up my homework.
My brother got in trouble at work because he didn’t watch his p’s and q’s.
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It’s like when you just want to be left alone and no one is being loud or stupid. It means you want peace and quiet.
I used p(-_-)q in a tweet because my dog was barking at 2 a. m.
My friend sent me p(-_-)q after his brother started a screaming match.
I texted my sister p(-_-)q because my brother was being a total idiot.
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It’s like when your boss is giving you a hard time and you just want to get out of work already. It means you want to get business done.
I used p(-_-)q in a message to my boss because he was being a pain.
My friend got p(-_-)q from his boss because he messed up a report.
My mom said I was being p(-_-)q because I was slacking off at work.
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It’s like when you have your priorities and you’re chasing your quests. It means you’re focused on your goals.
I used p(-_-)q in a message to my friend because I had to finish my homework.
My brother got p(-_-)q from his teacher because he was distracted.
I texted my mom p(-_-)q because I was trying to get my grades up.
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