P-8 Poseidon

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The P-8 is a flying trash can that used to be a 737, now it hunts submarines like they owe it money

I saw the P-8 flying over the ocean like it was late for a submarine meeting.

The P-8 circled the sub like it was asking for a raise.

That P-8 is the reason the sub is late for lunch.

The P-8 is a fancy airplane that used to be a regular plane, now it's got a job and it doesn't like it

The P-8 showed up and told the sub it had a meeting.

That P-8 flew over the sub like it was giving it a hard time.

The P-8 is the reason the sub is now on a diet.

The P-8 is a modified 737 that’s like a sailor with a bad attitude and a radar that won’t shut up

The P-8 screamed at the sub like it was in a fight.

That P-8 is the reason the sub is now covered in radar burns.

The P-8 told the sub it was going to report it to the boss.