Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You turn your car into a glory hole for all to see

My car looks like it was hit by a rainbow and a flamingo.

That ride is so fresh it’s gonna make your ex jealous.

I parked and the whole block stopped to stare.

2

You make your car so shiny it could blind a cop

My car is so clean it’s like it just came out of a bath.

I washed my ride so much my neighbor asked if I was doing a commercial.

That car is so slick it could steal a cop’s badge.

3

You dress your car up like it’s going to a fancy party

My car has more bling than my cousin’s wedding.

I put so much work into my ride, it’s like it’s getting ready for a date.

That car is dressed up like it’s going to the prom.

4

You make your car so good it’s like it’s got a personality

My car’s so good it talks back to me.

That ride is so fresh it’s got its own Instagram.

I’ve got so much swag in my car, it’s got a side hustle.

5

You turn your car into a mobile flex machine

My car flexes so hard it makes my friends jealous.

That ride is like a walking billboard for my ego.

I drive by and my car’s so cool, people start taking selfies.