O.W.L older wiser lesbian

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A lesbian who’s old enough to know better, but still gives advice like it’s going out of style, and can fix your Subaru before you even ask

'You don’t need 10 different types of coffee. You need 10 different types of revenge.'

'Your Subaru’s broken? I fixed mine in 1987. It’s still running.'

'You think you’re wise? I’ve seen your ex’s Instagram.'

A lesbian who’s been around the block so many times, she could fix your life and your car at the same time

'Your relationship is worse than my first divorce. Fix it or I’ll fix your car.'

'You think you’re wise? I’ve had more relationships than you’ve had coffee breaks.'

'I don’t need advice. I give it. And I do it better.'

A lesbian who’s been through hell and back, and now she’s giving you advice like it’s free, even though you probably don’t want it

'Your Subaru’s broken? I’ve fixed more cars than your ex has broken hearts.'

'You think you’re wise? I’ve had your ex’s coffee and I don’t like it.'

'I don’t need advice. I give it. And I do it with a side of sarcasm.'