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A guy with a meaty rod so big it could make a man cry
My cousin got O. W. E. P. and now he’s the king of the school.
I saw him in the bathroom and I swear I heard the toilet scream.
He’s got a rod so big it could beat up a donkey.
O.W.E.P.
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A man whose penis is so long it could be used as a ladder
He tried to run through the door and his rod got stuck.
He used his rod to climb the stairs and it took 30 minutes.
His rod is so long it could be a slide.
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A guy with a cock so big it makes the other guys look like babies
He walked into the room and the whole class was speechless.
He peed so hard it knocked over the water fountain.
He had to wear a helmet to protect his head from his own cock.
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A man with a meat stick so big it could be a new sport
They made a whole game out of seeing how long his rod could be.
He beat the champion in a rod-off and became the new king.
He trained for years just to get his rod to the top.
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A guy with a sausage so big it could be a new holiday
They declared the day of his rod a national holiday.
He got a parade in his honor because of his sausage.
He ate a whole pizza and his sausage got bigger.
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A man whose rod is so big it could be a new weapon
He used his rod to fight off a whole army.
He swung his rod and broke a wall.
He used his rod to beat up the principal.