o'weener

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An o'weener is a grown-up who still goes trick or treating like a f***ing kid. They probably still wet the bed and have a baby monitor in their apartment.
My uncle dressed as a skeleton and screamed at the neighbors for not giving him enough candy.
My mom wore a cat costume and got yelled at by a kid who thought she was fake.
My dad went trick or treating with his friends and got chocolate for being a 'cool adult'.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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An o'weener is a f***ing grown-up who still wants free candy. They are like the kid who still asks for dessert even though they are full.
My aunt wore a princess dress and got candy from kids who didn't know who she was.
My uncle wore a vampire costume and got chased by a kid who thought he was real.
My cousin dressed as a ghost and got candy from a kid who screamed and ran away.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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An o'weener is a f***ing adult who still does trick or treating. They’re like a kid who still cries when they lose a game.
My mom dressed as a witch and got candy from kids who thought she was a real spell-caster.
My dad wore a clown costume and got yelled at by a kid who thought he was fake.
My uncle wore a dinosaur costume and got candy from a kid who thought he was real.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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An o'weener is an adult who still wants to be a kid. They’re like the kid who still asks for extra snacks at the movie theater.
My aunt dressed as a dragon and got candy from kids who thought she was a real monster.
My uncle wore a pirate costume and got yelled at by a kid who thought he was a real pirate.
My cousin dressed as a zombie and got candy from a kid who screamed and ran away.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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An o'weener is an adult who still goes trick or treating. They’re like the kid who still cries when they get a bad grade.
My mom wore a fairy costume and got candy from kids who thought she was a real fairy.
My dad dressed as a robot and got yelled at by a kid who thought he was fake.
My uncle wore a ghost costume and got candy from a kid who screamed and ran away.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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An o'weener is a grown-up who still wants to be a kid. They’re like the kid who still asks for extra candy even though they got enough.
My aunt dressed as a witch and got candy from kids who thought she was a real spell-caster.
My uncle wore a vampire costume and got yelled at by a kid who thought he was real.
My cousin dressed as a monster and got candy from a kid who screamed and ran away.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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