O.U.A.M.

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A human that looks like they got hit by a truck and then stepped in a puddle of poop
My cousin’s face when he walked in the room
The guy who tried to flirt with my mom
That kid who wore socks with sandals to prom
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The kind of person who thinks a beard is a fashion statement
My uncle’s morning routine
My neighbor’s idea of cool
The guy who showed up to my birthday with a mustache
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A person who smells like old pizza and regret
My brother after he ate the whole pizza
My friend’s gym bag
The guy who sat next to me on the bus
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Someone who looks like they lost a bet and got turned into a human
My teacher’s face when I told her I didn’t do my homework
My friend’s brother at the party
The guy who wore a hat inside the house
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A person who thinks wearing socks with sandals is a style choice
My dad’s outfit every Tuesday
My friend’s brother at school
That guy who sat next to me on the bus
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A human that looks like they were born in a trash can and never washed
My friend’s dog when he didn’t take a bath
My uncle after he ate pizza for three days straight
The guy who showed up to my birthday wearing a hoodie inside out
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