Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

About to cry like a baby who got stepped on by a giant donut

My mom just yelled at me for eating the last slice of pizza

My dog died and I had to watch the whole thing

I got a D on my math test and my brother laughed at me

2

So sad you could cry in a public toilet and nobody would judge you

My crush ignored my text and I cried in the school bathroom

I lost my favorite video game and my dad laughed

My mom said I was too lazy to do my homework

3

You're so sad you'd punch a unicorn if it told you a bad joke

My teacher gave me a zero for not doing my homework

I got dumped in front of my whole class

My dog ate my homework and I had to write it again

4

You're so close to crying you could make a baby cry just by looking at you

I failed my test and my brother made fun of me

My dad yelled at me for eating too much cake

I got grounded for the weekend and it was the worst

5

You're about to cry so hard you'll probably need a mop to clean up your tears

My crush told me he liked someone else

I got locked out of my house and it was freezing

My dog ran away and I cried for hours

6

You're so sad you could cry if a cloud told you it had a bad day

My mom yelled at me for not cleaning my room

I got a bad grade and my dad laughed

I lost my favorite toy and I cried in my bed