o'thousand

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the time when everything went from bad to absolutely cursed

I was born in o'thousand. My life has been a disaster ever since.

The year o'thousand is when the gods decided to take a break and let us suffer.

My grandma said the world ended in o'thousand. I believe her. I'm dead.

when the calendar had a nervous breakdown and threw numbers everywhere

My math teacher said o'thousand was the year the calendar had a meltdown. I believe her. I'm confused.

I tried to count to o'thousand. I got to 500 and gave up. My brain exploded.

The year o'thousand is when time forgot what day it was.

the year the world was tired of being alive and decided to take a nap

I was alive in o'thousand. I got tired of being alive and took a nap. I haven't woken up yet.

The world took a nap in o'thousand. I did too. I missed the whole thing.

I wish I was born in o'thousand. I would've napped with the world.