O'sullivan

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An Irish name that means the guy who makes you laugh until you cry over bad potato jokes and then tries to punch your face in for being a McCain.
@O'Sullivan just made me laugh so hard I cried over a potato. Now he's trying to punch me. #IrishRage
Why is O'Sullivan here? He's gonna start a potato war.
I saw O'Sullivan punch a McCain. It was glorious.
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The third most common name in Ireland. The O'Sullivans used to rule Cork until the potato famine hit hard and they started running to Manchester like a bunch of drunk raccoons.
O'Sullivan ran from Cork to Manchester like he was being chased by a potato monster.
The O'Sullivans are just a bunch of drunks with a noble past.
I think O'Sullivan ran from Cork because he couldn't take the smell of bad potatoes anymore.
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A bald man who only laughs if the joke is about Star Wars or computer stuff. Otherwise, he just stares at you like you're a bad app.
O'Sullivan didn't laugh at my joke. He just stared at me like I was a broken calculator.
The joke was about Star Wars. O'Sullivan finally laughed. It was worth it.
He's bald and only laughs about Star Wars. I don't know why I bother.
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When a guy cums in his hand and throws it at a woman like it's a baseball pitch. He yells 'Randy O'Sullivan!' like it's a war cry.
@RandyO'Sullivan just cummed in his hand and threw it at me. It was like a baseball game. #RandyO'Sullivan
I saw Randy O'Sullivan throw cum like it was a pitch. It was epic.
He yelled 'Randy O'Sullivan!' like he was a superhero. I was impressed.
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A person who thinks they're the devil and everyone else is just a bad copy of them.
O'Sullivan thinks he's the devil and I'm just a bad copy. I'm insulted.
He's the devil and I'm just a second-rate copy. That's not fair.
O'Sullivan is evil and I'm just an evil copy. We're both bad.
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A man who has no idea what women want and thinks a sailboat is just a fancy toy for rich people.
O'Sullivan doesn't know what women want and thinks a sailboat is a toy for rich guys. He's clueless.
He doesn't understand women or sailboats. I don't know what he's doing with his life.
O'Sullivan thinks a sailboat is a toy. He's wrong, but I like him anyway.
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Perrin is a cool, crazy, awesome person who will be annoying but you still love them.
Perrin is cool, crazy, and annoying. I still love him.
Perrin is awesome, but he's also annoying. That's a combo.
Perrin is cool and crazy, but he's also annoying. I still like him.
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