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A girl so good she could dye her hair with her toe nails. Everyone else is just a sad version of her. She’s smart enough to pass a test and still have time to cuss you out.
I saw her hair turn neon green and knew I’d never be as cool as her.
She aced the math test and still had time to say I was a failure.
Her eyes are so blue they look like they were stolen from a unicorn.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A girl who dyed her hair so many wild colours she should have her own dye brand. She’s clever and won’t let you forget it. She’s also the only person who can talk to you without you feeling like a doorknob.
She dyed her hair pink and purple and still passed the science exam.
She called me a doorknob in front of the whole class.
She’s like a brain and a rainbow in one body.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A girl who looks like a rainbow exploded in her hair. She’s so smart she could probably solve world problems in her sleep. She’s also the only person who can talk to you without you wanting to die.
Her hair looked like a paint explosion and her grades were perfect.
She solved the math problem before the teacher even finished talking.
She talked to me and I wanted to scream into a pillow.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A girl who dyed her hair so many crazy colours it’s like she’s a walking art project. She’s super smart and won’t let you forget it. She’s also the only one who can talk to you without you wanting to quit life.
Her hair looked like a kaleidoscope and her grades were awesome.
She got an A+ and still had time to cuss me out.
She talked to me and I wanted to quit life forever.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A girl who looks like a box of crayons exploded on her head. She’s so smart she could probably graduate before she even started. She’s also the only one who can talk to you without you wanting to throw your phone out the window.
Her hair was like a crayon box and she got the highest score in the class.
She finished the test before everyone else even started.
She talked to me and I wanted to throw my phone out the window.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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