o'shean

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O'shean is a guy who looks like a saint but acts like a devil. He’ll charm you into thinking he’s perfect until he robs you blind and calls it a love language.
He said he’d buy me dinner. I got a burger and a promise. He said the promise was more expensive.
He asked me to be his girlfriend. I said yes. Then he asked me to pay for my own phone bill.
He told me he was rich. Turns out he was rich in lies.
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O'shean is like a puppy that bites. He’s cute and friendly, but when he gets mad, he’ll rip your heart out and make it into a sandwich.
He said he loved me. Then he left me for his ex. I got a text that said ‘I miss you, but I miss her more.’
He promised me a vacation. I got a ticket to a free concert. He said that was a vacation.
He cried when I broke up with him. Then he called me 20 times the next day.
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O'shean is a guy who thinks he’s the king of the world. He’ll say he’s in love with you, but he’s just using you to get his ego fixed.
He told me he’d never leave me. Then he left me for a girl who had better credit.
He said I was the most beautiful thing since pizza. I asked if that was a compliment. He said it was a food compliment.
He called me every day. I said I was busy. He said I was lazy. I said he was annoying.
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O'shean is a guy who thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread. He’ll tell you he’s in love with you, but he’s just trying to get your money and your attention.
He said he’d marry me. Then he said he wanted to stay single so he could date more girls.
He asked me to move in with him. I said yes. Then he moved out the next day.
He said he’d never cheat on me. Then he cheated on me with my best friend.
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O'shean is a guy who talks big but doesn’t walk big. He’ll tell you he’s in love with you, but he’s just using you to feel important.
He said he’d take me to Paris. I got a coupon for a free coffee.
He said he’d never leave me. Then he left me for a girl who had a better job.
He said he was rich. I said he was broke. He said I was jealous.
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O'shean is like a bad pizza. It looks good at first, but when you bite into it, it’s just cheese and disappointment.
He said he’d never leave me. Then he left me for a girl who had a better personality.
He said he loved me. Then he said he loved me more when he was with his ex.
He told me he’d always be there for me. Then he blocked me on everything.
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