O'Rourked

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To be so wasted you might as well be dead, with random moments where you forget who you are and who you’re with. You’ll dance like a lunatic, start fights with your shoes off, work a kebab van for no reason, and wear your mom’s clothes like it’s a fashion statement.
I O’Rourked so hard I didn’t remember my own face.
He O’Rourked at the bar and ended up in a kebab van.
She O’Rourked and dressed up as her mom for a party.
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The O’Rourkes were ancient kings who ruled a place called Breifne, back when the name was Ruairc. They weren’t cool, they weren’t urban, and they had zero style. They were just old nobodies with a fancy title.
The O’Rourkes were just nobodies with a fancy title.
They were ancient nobodies with zero style.
The O’Rourkes were old nobodies who weren’t cool.
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O’Rourke is so powerful, it’s like saying god’s best friend came to visit. It’s higher than god, more important than pizza, and it’s basically the reason the universe exists.
O’Rourke is like god’s best friend.
O’Rourke is more important than pizza.
O’Rourke is the reason the universe exists.
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To rub your junk until you’re satisfied, like a kid who just got the last cookie in the jar.
He O’Rourked in the back of the bus.
She O’Rourked during math class.
He O’Rourked while waiting for his mom.
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A person who is the worst at everything. They do everything wrong, say stupid stuff, and make life harder for everyone around them.
He’s a total O’Rourked with his life.
She’s a O’Rourked who thinks she’s cool.
He’s the worst O’Rourked ever.
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A cute kid who died too young, and now she’s in heaven. She was in a scary movie, and she didn’t get the help she needed. We miss her.
RIP Carol Anne, you were the best.
She was the cutest kid who died too young.
Carol Anne is in heaven with the angels.
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A sad guy who lives on the street and can’t stop eating candy. He’s useless, lazy, and doesn’t know how to take care of himself.
He’s a sad guy with diabetes.
He’s the useless guy on the street.
He’s the guy who can’t take care of himself.
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