O'reillying

A sudden explosion of rage that happens when someone thinks other people are being lazy or the outcome is not what they wanted. They yell things like 'Can't do it', 'Go Go', 'Let's do it live', and 'F-it' like they're trying to scare a toddler.

When someone lies so hard they think they're telling the truth, even when they're clearly wrong. They'll deny everything just because they're too stubborn to admit they're an idiot.

When someone takes a phone call while sticking something up their ass and pretending it's a normal thing to do. It's basically a fancy word for 'jacking off with something up your ass while on the phone.'

When you're having phone sex and you're using a vibrator up your ass to make it better. It's like having a phone call and a full-blown ass party at the same time.

A word used to call someone an idiot. You can only say it after someone does something so stupid it makes your brain feel like it's melting. It comes from Bill O'Reilly, who's probably the dumbest man alive.

A creature that might be the Beast or just looks a little bit like it. They're not sure. They might be related. They might not be related. They might just be a weird animal.

The first mutant ever born who can stop anything from spinning within 50 miles. They're like a superpower version of a goddamn stop sign.