O'Reagan

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An Irish surname that belongs to a drunkard who fights with his bare hands and never backs down
My uncle O'Reagan once threw a table at a cop and said 'You're gonna need a bigger badge.'
At the bar, O'Reagan tried to start a fight with a donkey and lost.
He told the priest he'd rather go to hell than sit through another Sunday service.
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A tough Irish name for someone who laughs like a madman but would kill you for a sandwich
O'Reagan laughed so hard he fell off a chair and broke his ankle.
He threatened the baker with a knife over a stale roll.
He told the priest he'd rather be in purgatory than sing hymns.
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A name that screams 'I was born to fight' and is usually covered in blood and whiskey
O'Reagan fought a man in a chicken suit and won.
He drank a whole bottle of whiskey and still managed to punch a wall.
He told the priest that heaven was overrated and he preferred the bar.
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