O.P.T

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O. P. T means Oriental People's Time, which is when Asians move or get somewhere so fast it feels like they're teleporting and you’re just standing there like a confused idiot.
My cousin ran past me to grab the last slice of pizza. I didn’t even see him move. That’s O. P. T.
She texted me at 10 PM and was already at my door 10 minutes later. That’s O. P. T.
He left the restaurant so fast, the waiter didn’t even have time to say ‘Enjoy your meal.’ That’s O. P. T.
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O. P. T is when Asians get somewhere so quick, it’s like they have a secret superpower and you’re just stuck in slow motion.
I told him I’d be there in 15 minutes. He showed up in 5. That’s O. P. T.
She was still eating breakfast when I saw her at the mall. That’s O. P. T.
He left the house before I even finished my coffee. That’s O. P. T.
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O. P. T is when Asians move so fast, it’s like they have a time machine and you’re just standing there like a dumbass.
He went from the kitchen to the front door before I even blinked. That’s O. P. T.
She showed up at my house before I could even text her. That’s O. P. T.
He left the room so fast, I didn’t even hear the door open. That’s O. P. T.
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