O.P.S.J.

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It’s when a girl grabs your junk through your pants like she’s trying to break your bones.

My cousin got an O. P. S. J. during gym class and couldn’t sit down for a week.

He got squeezed by his crush in math class and started blushing like a tomato.

At the mall, a girl gave him an O. P. S. J. in front of his mom and his crush.

It’s like getting a sandwich made of pain and shame right through your pants.

She did an O. P. S. J. during lunch and he got 100% distracted from his math test.

He got squeezed during a group project and forgot his lines for the presentation.

At the bus stop, a girl gave him an O. P. S. J. and he walked the rest of the way like he had a broken leg.

It’s when someone takes your junk and gives it a full-body hug through your pants.

He got an O. P. S. J. during a football game and couldn’t run for the rest of the match.

His crush did an O. P. S. J. in the hallway and he dropped his lunch all over the floor.

At the park, he got squeezed by his friend’s sister and it was the worst day ever.

It’s when a girl grabs your junk so hard it feels like you’re getting a hug from a bear.

He got an O. P. S. J. in the bathroom and it was the worst thing ever.

At the movies, a girl squeezed him through his jeans and he had to leave the theater.

During a dance, he got an O. P. S. J. and it was like the whole school could hear him scream.

It’s when a girl takes your junk and gives it a full-time job through your pants.

He got an O. P. S. J. during science class and it was the worst experiment ever.

At the grocery store, a girl gave him an O. P. S. J. and he dropped all his snacks.

During a video game match, he got squeezed and lost the game because he was too distracted.