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A person who thinks they’re smart but is just good at being annoying.

He said he’d fix the problem, then spent 20 minutes arguing about which chair was the best to sit in.

She claimed she knew how to cook, but her ‘recipe’ was just ketchup and hope.

He said he’d be there in 5 minutes, then texted ‘I’m stuck in traffic’ 12 times.

Someone who tries too hard to be useful and ends up being a pain in the neck.

He tried to help me move, but he brought a couch and a fridge and a goat.

She packed 10 bags for a 3-day trip and still forgot her socks.

He offered to clean my room, then spent an hour debating the meaning of ‘clean.’

A person who believes they can do everything, but actually can’t do anything right.

He tried to fix the printer, then broke the computer, then tried to fix the internet, and now we all live in chaos.

She said she’d make dinner, but it ended up being burnt bread and existential dread.

He said he’d be on time, but he arrived 2 hours late and brought a pet raccoon.

A person who acts like they’re the smartest person in the room, but they’re just loud and wrong.

He yelled at the teacher for 10 minutes about how ‘2+2 is 5’ and nobody dared to correct him.

She argued with the waiter about the bill for 20 minutes, even though it was right.

He said he was the best at everything, but he couldn’t even tie his shoes properly.

A person who tries to be helpful, but ends up being more of a problem.

He tried to help me find my keys, but he found my cat and started a wrestling match with it.

She tried to help me with my homework, but she failed algebra and still didn’t know what a ‘quadratic equation’ was.

He tried to help me fix my bike, then broke it, then broke my phone, then broke my will to live.