O.P.D.

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Online Personality Disorder is when a loser tries to act cool in chatrooms but just ends up being a loudmouth nobody. They're the same annoying a-hole in real life and online.

@joe_smack: 'I’m so cool, I just texted 50 people at once!' (he had to send the same message 3 times)

Lisa: 'I’m the best at chess!' (she lost to a 6-year-old)

Kevin: 'I’m a legend!' (he got banned from the game)

by Slangipedia 7d ago

O. P. D. is a group of fat guys who think they’re tough because they reek like a donkey's sweaty ballsack. They kiss guys and dance to Will Smith like it’s their full-time job.

@dudebro: 'I’m a beast in the gym!' (he can’t even do a push-up)

Gary: 'I’m the best dancer!' (he fell over during the dance)

Tom: 'I’m the toughest guy here!' (he cried when he got a paper cut)

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Other Person’s Dick is the guy’s version of Other Person’s Pussy. It’s when someone else’s dick is the main thing you think about.

@jim: 'That guy’s got a nice dick!' (he was distracted for 20 minutes)

Sarah: 'Why is he showing off his dick?' (she was bored)

Mike: 'I’m gonna marry his dick!' (he didn’t know it was a joke)

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Other People’s Drinks is when you’re out and you’re running out of beer tokens. If you’re sneaky, you can steal someone else’s drink and get a free night.

@bob: 'I’m gonna drink all your beer!' (he took 5 drinks)

Lisa: 'Why are you drinking my beer?' (he didn’t know it was hers)

Tom: 'I’m gonna drink your beer!' (he drank 3 drinks and fell over)

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Other People’s Drama is when you don’t have any problems of your own, but you end up getting stuck in someone else’s mess.

@sarah: 'Why are you arguing?' (she didn’t know the fight was about a sandwich)

Tom: 'I’m gonna fix this!' (he made it worse)

Lisa: 'What’s going on?' (she didn’t know what the fight was about)

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Obsessive Picture Taking Disorder is when someone, usually a girl, takes a million selfies and posts them all online. They’re usually in front of a mirror.

@jess: 'I look amazing in this photo!' (she posted 10 of the same picture)

Lisa: 'I’m taking a million selfies!' (she posted 20 of them)

Tom: 'I’m gonna post all my selfies!' (he posted 50 and got banned from Facebook)

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Obsessive Pug Disorder is when a kid, usually under 10, can’t stop thinking about pugs. It’s a sad illness that can’t be fixed.

@joe: 'Pugs are the best!' (he cried when he saw a dog)

Lisa: 'I love pugs!' (she drew 10 pugs on her notebook)

Tom: 'I’m gonna marry a pug!' (he said it 5 times in a row)

by Slangipedia 7d ago