o$p$

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A fancy way for rich people to say you owe them money and they're going to make you pay it. It's like a cursed graffiti tag from Singapore.
My neighbor got o$p$ spray painted on his house. He’s broke and mad.
The IRS sent me a letter. It’s o$p$ time.
That moneylender’s been following me. He said, 'You’re gonna pay me, or I’ll haunt you.'
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When you're broke and someone else is paying for your mess. You're the one who got stuck with the bill.
I had to cover the bill. My friend said, 'You're outta pocket, pal.'
My mom is outta pocket again. She’s paying for my stupid phone.
The guy at the bar said, 'You’re outta pocket, dude. Pay up.'
3
Other people's private stuff. It's like someone's body parts, their stuff, and it's all yours to mess with.
I was looking at my crush’s o$p$. She said, 'You down with o$p$?'
He asked me if I was down with o$p$. I said, 'Yea, you know me.'
That song made me want to mess with everyone’s o$p$.
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When you're typing like a madman, going all over the keyboard like a drunk man on a keyboard.
I typed qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp;/', and my brain exploded.
My friend typed like a madman and got a headache.
I was typing so fast, my fingers were on fire.
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The most boring thing ever. You’re typing like a robot with no soul, just going through the motions.
I typed qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp;/', and my brain shut down.
My mom typed like a robot and said, 'This is the most boring thing ever.'
I typed like a robot and fell asleep.
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You’re so bored, you move just one key diagonally. You’re like a robot with a broken brain.
I typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and my brain broke.
My friend moved one key diagonally and said, 'I’m bored.'
I typed like a robot with a broken brain.
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A cursed version of IHOP. It's like your pancake place has gone to hell.
I went to hizzy and got a pancake. It was cursed.
My friend went to waffle hizzy and got a pancake. It was cursed.
That IHOP turned into hizzy. It's like hell on a plate.
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