Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Staring at life like it just called you a f***ing dweeb and walked out.

My math test looked at me like I failed it on purpose.

She saw her ex and her face went from happy to confused in 0.0001 seconds.

He looked at the pizza and realized it had no cheese.

2

Your brain is on pause, your face is on fire, and your soul is screaming.

He saw the bill and his brain went to sleep.

She got called out in class and her face turned red.

He saw the final exam and his brain said, 'Nope.'

3

You’re like a confused potato trying to figure out why it’s on fire.

He read the question and had no idea what it meant.

She saw the problem and her brain went blank.

He looked at the math and thought it was a prank.

4

Your face is a confused emoji, your brain is a tired robot, and your life is a bad joke.

He saw the answer and his brain said, 'What? Why? How?'

She looked at the question and her face turned into a confused emoji.

He saw the problem and his brain said, 'I quit.'

5

You're like a confused chicken in a math class, thinking it's a horror movie.

He looked at the numbers and thought it was a horror movie.

She saw the equation and thought it was a monster.

He read the problem and his brain screamed, 'Run!'